Bambi's Literary Adventures

Glazed Donut Vodka

anthropwashere:

cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

I
Is that a little wristwatch I see? Does it look at it’s wrist and tap it’s round little feetsies impatiently when you’re running late?
I want three of these.

cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

I

Is that a little wristwatch I see? Does it look at it’s wrist and tap it’s round little feetsies impatiently when you’re running late?

I want three of these.

cworths:

{x}

lesbiansandcats:

OH LOVER BOY!

ruinedchildhood:

wilwheaton:

Whenever I read the news, I think this is a good idea.

(Sorry, @Laughterkey)

There has been another Zombie Attack In Maryland

The Outbreak Is Real

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict